After a long bumpy yet beautiful drive through the peaks of the Andes Mountains we arrived in Mendoza - Argentina’s premier wine destination. Erin thought she found a great B&B just outside of Mendoza city. We expected that our host would be on-site. The B&B turned out to be a Villa, and we were the only people staying there. There were no other tourists, no host, no staff. Nobody.
We were excited about the solitude, but nervous about the isolation. Our host (a guy named Riyad) picked us up at the bus station, and asked which car rental place to take us to. When we told him we didn’t plan to rent a car, he asked “What do you plan to do for food?” We looked at each other with raised eyebrows. It turned out that the Villa was at the end of a dirt road 20 miles outside Mendoza City. Luckily, Riyad was nice enough to take us grocery shopping before dropping us off at the Villa to fend for ourselves.
The Villa itself was an unexpected surprise. When we arrived we were greeted by Homer, our dog for the weekend.

The villa was amazing. It had a soccer field, pool, fishing pond, authentic Argentinian asado (BBQ), an organic farm, and a hen house that came complete with two hens named Thelma & Louise.




We spent the weekend cooking and living off the land. Erin fed Thelma & Louise every morning and in return they provided the eggs for our breakfast.

HOMER THE STEAK THIEF. Argentina is famous not only for its wine but also its delicious steak cooked on wood-fired asados. As soon as we arrived, Jeff attacked the grill. The first night didn’t go so well — it was difficult to get the fire started, and then difficult to keep it going. For the first 45 minutes, the meat just sat on the grill being “warmed” by the smokey fire.

After Jeff labored over the grill for almost two hours, our steaks were finally ready . . . but so was the dog. Jeff plated the meat and turned his back to grab the pasta which was sitting on the stove. When he turned back around, Erin’s steak was gone! Our dog Homer had stolen Erin’s steak. NOOOO!!!!! HOMER, BAD DOG!!!!!! We shared Jeff’s steak that night.
The second night went much smoother. Jeff got the fire lit quickly, figured out how to maneuver around the asado, and kept a watchful eye on our steak-stealing pup. The steaks were cooked to perfection. Erin couldn’t stay mad at that cute dog (but Jeff could).
The Villa had a large 8-person dinner table with a gas-fired pit in the middle. When we set the table for just two, we REALLY missed our friends. This was the perfect place to through a killer party, but we had no one to share it with. We raised our glasses and toasted to all our friends and family we wish we could share the moment with.

YOU DOWN WITH D.O.C. (YEAH YOU KNOW ME). Being so far outside of Mendoza City had one advantage – we were surrounded by award-winning vineyards in the heart of Lujan de Cuyo (the premier wine region in Mendoza). Our next-door neighbor was the Nieto Senetiner bodega which started making wines in 1888. One afternoon we walked next door for a tasting – it was delicious.

The Mendoza region is famous for its Malbecs, and we learned about a new kind of wine “Malbec D.O.C.” The D.O.C. stands for Denominacion de Origin Controlada. You can only use the DOC designation if three conditions are met: (1) the grapes come from the Mendoza region; (2) the vineyard is more than 60 years old; and (3) the fields are irrigated in the “old method” – flood irrigation using the Mendocino aquaduct system. The DOC wine from Nieto Sentiento was the best DOC wine we tried in Argentina.